Dancing With a Man

I saw her sittin in a barroom in that smoky atmosphere She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer She pulled me on the dance floor and we danced a song or two It was then I realized that I had bit off more than I could chew Chorus I think Im dancing with a man Shes got calluses on her hands Shes got a voice deeper than mine (Shes got a voice like Johnny Cash) She gets a stiffy when we grind (Is she hiding her mustache?) I think Im dancing with a man We sat down and talked a while and we listened to the band Then a friend of mine walked by and he asked her if shed dance Then he gently took her hand (oooooh-oooooh) and he twirled her round and round It looked like he was having fun until her skirt fell to the ground Chorus I think hes dancing with a man The boys at the lodge wont understand With her hand on his behind (As they two-stepped cross the floor) They two-stepped till half past 9 (I quickly headed for the door) I think hes dancing with a man Ohhh shit, I think were dancing with a man (Good lord, were dancing with a man) Itll be known throughout the land Two boys from Texas danced the jig with a dude who wore a wig Weve been dancing with a man She crushed a beer can on her head Good Lord her foreheads red Weve been dancing with a big man